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UNFOLLOW HATER

No se ha detectado una ejecución anterior del Unfollow Hater desde este navegador para el tumblelog "+tumblelog; instruccion+=" por lo que se recopilara lista de followers actuales. Al concluir se refrescará esta página. Por favor espera...

Has not been detected a previous run of the Unfollow Hater from this browser and for the tumblelog "+tumblelog; instruccion+=" so it will collect the list of current followers. When is ready this page will be refreshed. Please Wait...

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UNFOLLOW HATER

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Estado Followers:
Followers Stats:
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Todos:
All:	"+actualFollowers+"	"+nuevoFollowers+"
No bloqueados:
Non-blocked:	"+cantViejoListado+"	"+cantNuevoListado+"

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Total: "+oldUnfollowers.length+"

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UNFOLLOW HATER

Error "+statusCode+".
Error del script al intentar realizar la búsqueda, por favor envíame un submit con un screenshot de esta pantalla.

Error "+statusCode+".
Error del servidor de tumblr al intentar realizar la búsqueda, el servidor no está aceptando las peticiones del script. Por favor intenta más tarde cuando el servicio de Tumblr funcione con normalidad.

Error.
Tiempo agotado para la solicitud (conexión muy lenta), no se pudo obtener el listado de followers, refresca e intenta nuevamente.

Error "+statusCode+".
Script error while sending request to tumblr, please send me a screenshot with this message to my Submit

Error "+statusCode+".
Tumblr's server error while sending request to Tumblr, the server is not accepting the script'ss requests. Please try again later when the Tumblr service will operate normally.

Error.
Timeout for the request (too slow connection), failed to get the list of followers, refresh and try again.

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June12012

3AM

yourspecialcrush:

third-star-til-the-morning:

fridafrag:

Our Lady of Fanfics,

Who art in the Internet,

Hallowed be thy writings.

Thy fandom come,

Thy ships be done online as it is in your fantasies.

Give us this day our chapter updates,

And forgive us our feels,

As we forgive those who bash our OTPs,

And lead us not into snarky fandoms,

But deliver us from mediocrity.

For thine is the angst,

The Oneshots and the fluff,

Forever and ever.

Amen.

Amen.

Hallelujah Amen

Praise

(via silencewearingwestwood)

and all I can think is Velvet-Mace has she updated? am I out of the loop somehow...but likely we're all still wating I WANT CHAMELEON SO MUCH!!

3AM

strawmeadow:

And… he’s wonderful.

(via drwhogeek10)

3AM

gradies:

i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

(via tenzins)

3AM

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

palaeobelle:

paperfacialhair:

Think of all the Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who stuff you could buy with that much money.

^ THIS

(Source: homances, via silencewearingwestwood)

3AM

I vote that until series three

let-me-go-to-my-mind-palace:

song-of-the-oods:

rainbownotation:

fairyprincessthatbreathesfire:

ninesjumpersandmanlyjackets:

We call ourselves the Holmesless Network.

well we are sort of a rabble of grubby looking urchins

The Sherlockians are homeless without it though.

(via consultingdoctorr)

1AM

davidtennantssideburns:

I have not done one of these in a good while….

doctor who david tennant csi gallifrey csi Why is this soooo funny?!?!?

12AM

stephizard:

Anybody else notice how he tells the gingers to come with him?

(Source: virgin-realities, via drwhogeek10)

May312012

salemthegleek:

What about Josh as Katniss?

(via drwhogeek10)

9PM

frickingloki:

people who need to come out of the closet:

people who have been playing hide and seek for more than 24 hours

seriously

i don’t think they’re gonna find you

they probably forgot about you

even if not they probably went to bed

cut yourself some slack you won

go have some milk and cookies and a nice nap

and pee

dont forget to pee

(via thatsparrow)

9PM

runicbasso:

I will always reblog this, because it expresses my sentiment flawlessly.

In the form of an owl.

(via drwhogeek10)

9PM

But you didn’t have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing

(Source: awkwardtimelord, via j-moriarty)

Why though? why?!?! how could you people do this to me? I'm already rewatching series 4 with the Detective I have the feels I don't need this too Donna Noble Doctor Who Ten

9PM

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

(via whyisntthatcool)

5PM

The Physics of Fan-Fic Sex

mallamun:

I. love. smut.

However, I have noticed a few… puzzling… recurrences in my preferred genre. Now, it has been scientifically proven that slash fic releases the same chemicals in the brain as eating chocolate does, and it has also been scientifically proven that chocolate releases the same chemicals in the brain as love/sex, ergo, reading fan fiction is neurologically akin to falling in love. Theoretically, you can live on slash fic without ever needing to leave the house (except to buy chocolate).

Unfortunately, there is also this little part of my brain that I have to turn off while I’m wanking to a good Sherlock/John kinkmeme entry: it’s the part of me that knows, deep down, that I’m masturbating to material written by an 8th grader.

Index

1. The Medically Worrisome Erection
2. The Magically Appearing Lube
3. The Utterly Pointless Condom
4. The Shiny, Scary Anal Sex (aka “Full Sex” or “Real Sex”)
5. The Not-So-Elusive P-Spot
6. The Esoteric Orgasm
7. That Thing He Does With His Tongue
8. Conclusion

Click to read!

Read More

Slash Smut Sherlock Shipping Sex Fan Fic Sherlock fan fic Gay sex Porn Orgasm Fangirl Fangirling John Watson Sherlock Holmes Erotica fan fiction

4PM

thefinalproblemxx:

star-light-and-crime-scenes:

thefinalproblemxx started following you

Hello Dear!!

This is the girl I met yesterday at Ameoba! She was super cool you guys and if you’re following me for the Sherlock stuffs check our her blog, it’s pretty awesome :)

I can’t think of anything clever to say about how awesome you’re being right now….

thefinalproblemxx thank you though a lot I forget to say thank you when people do nice things for me I just totally forget I AM THANKFUL CHINA!

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This Blog Goes Ding When There's...Stuff!!

I'm a fucked up little girl trying to cope, and if that sounds half as ridiculous as I think it sounds and you're still following me...then you have all my love.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

I vote that until series three

The Physics of Fan-Fic Sex